People are to blame for election resultsĀ 

Ordinary voters are to blame for the ambiguous election results, according to Malcolm Turnbull. Reflecting the chaos Mr Turnbull spoke at Murray and Genevieve’s  Palm Beach weekender despite it being midweek,

‘People are disillusioned with politics, politicians, the media, the opposition, the political system and the lack of progression on MasterChef. Everything, in fact, that’s not our policies or performance  as a government. Because that shit is tight’. 


Who says what?

Who says slapping chicks when they get a bit lippy is OK?  

Thanks, The Australian, for shifting the frame of reference, therefore rendering itself completely irrelevant to anyone under 70.