What would happen….

Yesterday I shook an enormous centipede out of my togs.

‘What would happen if it had bitten me?’

‘You’d have a centipede bite’

‘Yes. But what would that be like?’

‘Well, it’s not something you’d want’.

 

So ends today’s insight into Australian culture.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s