What?

Siri, call home. 

What was that you said?

Call home.

I’m having trouble understanding your completely bog standard Australian English. Can you say it again? Perhaps this time in exactly the same way as before because it’s precisely how a middle aged Australian would say it? 

Call home. 

I’m having trouble…..

Kid -Mum, it can’t understand you because you’re not speaking Australian correctly. Give it to me. 

Darling, there’s no difference between your pronunciation and mine. 

Give the phone to me Mum. 

Ok. Here you go. 

(Kid) siri, call home. 

Siri- Calling home….