A friend has recently started a social media project about peri menopause, as my generation is the first to encounter every phase of life with a terrifying kaleidoscope of physical horrors of womanhood projected annually onto the Sydney Opera House at Vivid.
To be a woman is to be endlessly subjected to a narrative of biological frailty, a meandering pick-a-path of portentous foibles and malevolent corporeality. It begins when you’re about 9 – the whispering hints about periods and ‘developing’, then there’s the reality of dealing with menarche, and then, for the Gen Xers, the ongoing attempts to convince any and all medical professionals that whatever is wrong with you, from rashes to heart failure, probably won’t be solved by going on the Pill.
It’s not just the simple story of contraception, although that is enough of itself. It’s the rise in the preoccupation with this stuff, the deafening roar of body-fear. We are taught to fear every single aspect of our womanhood, to approach it with something between trepidation and naked dread. Limitless news articles warn of the nuanced chaos that our hormonally responsive bodies are plotting against us, a constantly evolving foe just waiting to bring us down.
Obviously some periods are worse than others – pregnancy is a particular nightmare. The culture of pregnancy, in case you didn’t know, provided an early model for all social media – the most dramatic stories are nourished, sensationalised and amplified. In my early motherhood days, surrounded by women who were pregnant or trying to be, I found myself surprised at the reaction to my ‘birth story’, precisely because it was completely ordinary. I’d say something along the lines of, ‘Yeah, it’s really painful, but let’s face it, we’re in a modern western society with free healthcare. If it all turns to shit, and there’s a good chance it will, it will still be OK. in my case, it turned to shit and it was OK’.
I truly believe much of the trauma associated with birth stems from the fact that women fear it, or that they have ideas about ‘the right birth’ and then feel ripped off when it doesn’t happen. These are all emotional responses. They have nothing at all to do with the actual physical reality of birth. If you can keep your shit together you will have a ‘good birth’, no matter what happens. If you lose your shit, it’s going to be awful. To be sure, there are women who end up with injuries from birth, and it’s reasonable to expect that this is difficult to adjust to. I’m not dismissing the fact that women can experience trauma but I think the way we go into this stuff makes us our own worst enemies. And we are encouraged to do so.
I’ve digressed. My point, I guess, is we live in a culture that is increasingly presented as a dualism – either we’re constantly scared of our bodies in a low level way or we’re ’embracing our bodies’ and completely ignoring the fact that they can kill us (the ‘always homebirth’ crew, I’m looking at you).
I don’t want to receive an upbeat blog-newsletter with meme-ified 90s pop references that forewarns me about the next reign of terror my body is plotting against me. For instance, apparently changing hormone levels in the next stage of life will alter my gut biome [problem] and change my metabolism [problem] and also my hair might fall out [problem] .
But I simply don’t give enough of a fuck because I’m now old enough to realise that this, like all of the ‘techniques of the body’ is nothing more than marketing and control, and, moreover, I’ve managed to work out all the other female-body shit that has happened so far without much incident. The first time you give birth your overwhelming observation is, ‘JFC none of that is ever going to come right’ but it does, and quickly. This is the thing about being a placental mammal.
And, without wanting to get too philosophical, I have a dear friend who is in her early 40s and is in the final throes of breast cancer. She will not experience these, ‘horrors’. Her hair has already long since disappeared. It feels so utterly wrong to be fuming about the minutiae of peri menopause or whatever it’s called this week when you’re chatting with someone who is actually dying, someone with children, someone who is so unbelievably loved. It’s just rude.
So, if you are a young woman, perhaps a woman who is thinking about having kids, or is having problems with your female arrangements, I would recommend only reading medical papers, if you’re really flummoxed, you could try WAITING IT OUT. Because the one thing that no one ever fucking says, with all the female-body-doom-scrolling is that things do change, and often, it’s for the better. You have a baby and your body heals. I read somewhere the other day that ‘birth trauma’ is defined as, ‘not fully healed after 3 months’. Who the fuck decided that 3 months was the cut-off date? This only makes sense if you think of this as part of a medico-marketing scheme to convince you that normal things should be pathologised. Another example – I can’t tell you the number of women I know who had terrible migraines throughout their childbearing years that remitted with menopause and yet I bet that if I googled, ‘menopause’ and ‘migraine’ I would get a litany of articles about how migraine is worse with menopause etc. etc.
Men do not get this shit, and partly it’s because their biology is different, obviously, but it’s not that different. Men’s hormone levels change over time. They enter different phases, their metabolism changes, they find themselves losing their hair, or at a higher risk of reproductive cancers. Where are the endless instagram accounts chirpily warning of their imminent demise?
So, my feminist anthem remains the same as it always has – fuck right off with that.