Six things my mother told me…

 

1. You can get sunburnt from the sun’s reflection on the water.
2. Try to make sure you can always get a job. Just the idea that a relationship might be based on need is corrosive.
3. The jandal is faster than the eye.
4. A cup of tea is the only treatment for shock.
5. All waterskiers should have a solid understanding of angular momentum.
6. All children are weird